Thursday, March 27, 2008

Juicy Fruit Gum Sucks

As I mentioned earlier, I started chewing gum again....and I am convinced that Juicy Fruit Gum only exists to suck. I don't normally chew gum....let alone Juicy Fruit Gum, but I had a BBQ last year and my friend C. brought over a BOX that contained 80-100+ packs of gum (spearmint, juicy fruit, and cinammon). She also brought over a bag of 15-20 containers of Mexican seasoning....what am I going to do with 15-20 containers....who knows. I ended up using a few of them as space fillers when packing my secret santa gifts (as I ran out of the packing bubbles).....so imagine the surprise of my recipient when she got a box full of gifts *and* 3 containers of Mexican seasoning!!

Anyhow....back to Juicy Fruit Gum sucking......

I've gone through probably 10 packs of it over the last few weeks.......and each time I'm hoping the gum will last longer, but every time it continues to suck. The flavor is gone in less than 2 minutes, and then I'm stuck with the gum, which as everyone knows who reads my blogs, means I either chew it....or think/be productive, but I can't do both.

So this is my PSA for the day......Juicy Fruit Gum Sucks, not to be confused with my Anal Sex PSA.

3 comments:

Susie said...

Ahh I so agree. In middle school I was obsessed with Big Red, but it goes along the same lines. Juicy Fruit might be the worst though.

Quin Browne said...

okay... i have no gag reflex, making it difficult for me to barf when i have the flu.

one thing can make me projectile vomit... the scent of either youth dew perfume or juicy fruit gum.

both products were used by my mother... and, in the winter, when combined in a closed car, on our way to church...wafting back on the hot air...

yeah.

Therapeutic Ramblings said...

susie: Big Red is what I mostly have left...we'll see if it lasts, I'm not sure I'm that into cinnamon anymore.

qb: It is funny/weird how we can have body memories with stuff like taste/smell.